A daily miasma of frivolity by two wanna-be cultural critics. Or: just, like, some good links, dude.

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New MLB deal: No corporate tattoos

New MLB deal: No corporate tattoos

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Multiball = credit default swap

Colin:
Pretty sure I’m reading this right? What Would Happen if an Asteroid Hit U.S. banks?
Colin:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/23/us-financial-stress-idUSTRE7AM2NE20111123 apparently the full article
‘Ili:
“People would probably die.”
Colin:
It actually has nothing to do with asteroids!
Colin:
It’s just about another hypothetical banking crisis. 
‘Ili:
That’s probably a good thing, since I just realized the title says what would happen if an asteroid (singular) hit U.S. banks (plural).
‘Ili:
Can you imagine the size of that thing.
Colin:
^
Colin:
“well actually it was pretty small it hit a citibank and wells fargo across the street from each other about 30 miles outside of tulsa”
‘Ili:
::skipped off the roof of one and onto the other::
‘Ili:
Now I’m imagining a BANKING CRISIS pinball table.
‘Ili:
::all tellers lit up::
‘Ili:
::”RUN ON THE BANK” scrolls across screen::
‘Ili:
::30 second bonus round::
Colin:
AHAHHAAH yeesssss
Colin:
This needs to happen.
Colin:
Multiball = credit default swap
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Obama Says ‘Here in Asia,’ But Where Exactly Is Hawaii?

Obama Says ‘Here in Asia,’ But Where Exactly Is Hawaii?

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‘Ili:
This has to be intentionally over the top, right?
‘Ili:
Like at some point
‘Ili:
Between deciding that two running horses aren’t enough so you need a unicorn too
‘Ili:
And deciding the moon should be part of his name
‘Ili:
You have to think, “what am I doing,” right?
Colin:
I honestly have no idea.

(cover image from Technodisco)

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Here’s a photo of a boy swimming in Islamabad, Pakistan, taken by Muhammed Muheisen of the AP.

UPDATE: I’m being told that this is in fact a picture of two boys. I regret the error.

(Via MSNBC’s PhotoBlog, which posted this photo with the unfortunate title “At swim, two boys.”

Colin:
Title is a pun on At Swim-Two-Birds
‘Ili:
Yeah at some point I need to make a version of this feed with no words, just photos.
Colin:
oh god it’s not
Colin:
it’s referencing a book
Colin:
which is named “at swim, two boys
Colin:
fjkdslsdjjksjklfsdjklfjskljskdfjklsjkflsksjdf
‘Ili:
Oh fuck, that really does exist.
‘Ili:
Wow.
Colin:
AAAAAAAAAARGH
‘Ili:
NS’ing this just to share this horrifying revelation.

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“And they banged their shoes mightily in disagreement”

“And they banged their shoes mightily in disagreement”

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Given a chance to play games, Nevada prison inmates use PlayStations to watch porn

Given a chance to play games, Nevada prison inmates use PlayStations to watch porn

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ5MInowp6M

‘Ili:
::solutions to American problems::
Colin:
Normal people just put some foil in the pan.
‘Ili:
Wrong. Normal people buy new cookware solely for the preparation of one dish.
Colin:
lmao that knife
Colin:
A KNIFE FOR PEOPLE WHO CANT USE A KNIFE
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Earliest bird was not a bird? New fossil muddles the Archaeopteryx story

Earliest bird was not a bird? New fossil muddles the Archaeopteryx story

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NASA’s Astronomy Picture of the Day is the internet’s greatest source of desktop pictures. It by itself justifies the entire technology of RSS. Somehow we’ve gone more than 250 posts here on NS without slapping up something from APOD for you, so that ends right now. This is a photo of the Mount Tiede volcano in Spain, taken by Juan Carlos Casado.

The volcano is the large, triangular shadow in the background. APOD’s writeup talks about how the volcano casts such a triangular shadow even though it’s not really shaped like that at all. And that’s all well and good, but can we talk about how gorgeous this shot is?

‘Ili:
Are these colors even possible?
Colin:
Saw that.
Colin:
“What the flying fuck?”
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