It turns out that the entire collection of reaction images on the internet was completely unnecessary and a waste of everyone’s time. Any situation bound by the laws of causality can be responded to by a frame from the 1945 Warner Bros. short “The Great Piggy Bank Robbery.” Classic Cartoons has a great big pile of them, all for you. Anything you’ll need.
Oh, I forgot to mention that every single frame in that post (click the link and go there damn it) comes from a passage that lasts only twelve seconds.