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YOU CAN Make Your Own 4th of July Fireworks (Jul. 1930 issue of Modern Mechanics)
THIS month’s chemical section is dedicated to that noble and glorious purpose of celebrating the Fourth of July in noisy fashion—and with cannon crackers and colored fire that can safely be made in your own lab. However, before plunging into a pile of recipes and formulas it is necessary to warn you fellows to be extremely careful in preparing these mixtures. In themselves they will not blow up until brought into actual contact with fire or through extreme friction, but remember always that you are working with explosives—regardless of how mild they may be away from fire.
To overcome the dangers of friction it is well to mix your powders in small doses. A simple way is to put them on a sheet of fairly substantial paper and, by picking up two ends, rolling the powder back and forth as you raise and lower your hands alternately. But where you must use your pestle and mortar—watch out for friction!
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And now, here are the formulas. But remember, all the ingredients must be dry and powdered separately and then mixed on a sheet of paper, without friction. Always bear in mind that sulphur and chlorate of potassium will “go boom” when rubbed together. Keep the ingredients away from open flames.
A nice bright red fire can be made by using 20 parts of strontium nitrate finely powdered, six parts of sulphur, 5 parts of saltpetre and one part of lampblack. Your druggist can supply them all in powdered form. They may cost a few cents more that way, but it is safer than trying to powder them yourself.
And so on.
The 1930s were a dangerous time.
Electric “Bombardment” Treatment Cures Black Eye (Dec. 1936 issue of Modern Mechanix)
A DISFIGURING, and sometimes embarrassing black eye can be removed in less than one hour by the use of a new static machine that “bombards” the eye with electricity. The electric treatment is painless.
The 1930s were a dangerous time.
Colin’s out networking at WWDC, where by “networking” I mean “badgering Apple engineers and getting drunk,” so I guess it’s just you and me this week. And I can’t think of any better way to get started than with Coco, the Colossal Colon.
“Coco,” as the Colossal Colon® is affectionately known, is a 40-foot long, 4-foot tall oversized model of the human colon that is designed to educate about colorectal cancer and other diseases of the colon. Visitors who crawl through the Colossal Colon will see Crohn’s disease, diverticulosis, ulcerative colitis, hemorrhoids, cancerous and non-cancerous polyps, and various stages of colon cancer.
Are there pictures? Oh, you’d better believe there are pictures. More pictures than you’d ever want in this or any other lifetime.
Mr. Curly looks pretty small and pretty curly. But in fact if you stretch Mr. Curly out it’s about two meters of narrow-bore garden hose.
And then he plays this thing. And it actually sounds pretty damn good. Good gravy.
(Make sure you get to the part where be brings out a clarinet made out of — well, I’m not going to spoil it.)
William Shakespeare Presents Terminator the Second
Terminator the Second is a project to recreate Terminator 2: Judgment Day as a play, with all dialog taken from Shakespeare works.
Did a spit take? Good, so did I.
Is this what it sounds like?
If it sounds like the story of a boy and his cyborg protector on the run from a soulless, shape-shifting assassin made of liquid metal, adapted for stage and told exclusively in the words of William Shakespeare, then yes.
How can you claim that this production is “presented” by William Shakespeare?
We adhered to strict guidelines regarding the usage of Shakespeare’s works. Each line and phrase is taken directly from folios printed by or before 1685, and many extended sections of dialogue are composed of individual lines from separate works. Only proper nouns and pronouns were subject to change, as dictated by the plot. In these instances, all proper nouns are supplanted only by pronouns or other proper nouns, and all pronouns by other pronouns. In some cases, corresponding verb tenses are modified. These practices enabled us to accurately retell the story of Terminator 2: Judgment Day while remaining true to the words of Shakespeare in form (if less so in intent).
Do they have script samples? Oh yes. Two of them.
With a pizza portrait of the royal couple, Papa John’s is auctioning off a unique cheesy tribute to the upcoming wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
A bridal veil of sliced mushrooms covers Middleton’s hair of black olives, highlighted by strands of yellow pepper. Ham chunks square off Prince William’s prominent jaw, set off by a mozzarella smile. Created by a food artist, the remarkably apt representation of the two on their wedding day is being auctioned off to promote wedding-day pizza parties to customers of Papa John’s 100 United Kingdom restaurants.
Thanks Gannett News Service, my life would not have been worth living if you hadn’t told me about this.
Futurama Fanarama: Beck & Bender
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Speaking of Beck, this just showed up on the Tumblr radar.
Frightening and beautiful.