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With a pizza portrait of the royal couple, Papa John’s is auctioning off a unique cheesy tribute to the upcoming wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

A bridal veil of sliced mushrooms covers Middleton’s hair of black olives, highlighted by strands of yellow pepper. Ham chunks square off Prince William’s prominent jaw, set off by a mozzarella smile. Created by a food artist, the remarkably apt representation of the two on their wedding day is being auctioned off to promote wedding-day pizza parties to customers of Papa John’s 100 United Kingdom restaurants.

Thanks Gannett News Service, my life would not have been worth living if you hadn’t told me about this.

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