A daily miasma of frivolity by two wanna-be cultural critics. Or: just, like, some good links, dude.
Tag Archives: pinball
- Colin:
- Pretty sure I’m reading this right? What Would Happen if an Asteroid Hit U.S. banks?
- Colin:
- http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/23/us-financial-stress-idUSTRE7AM2NE20111123 apparently the full article
- ‘Ili:
- “People would probably die.”
- Colin:
- It actually has nothing to do with asteroids!
- Colin:
- It’s just about another hypothetical banking crisis.
- ‘Ili:
- That’s probably a good thing, since I just realized the title says what would happen if an asteroid (singular) hit U.S. banks (plural).
- ‘Ili:
- Can you imagine the size of that thing.
- Colin:
- ^
- Colin:
- “well actually it was pretty small it hit a citibank and wells fargo across the street from each other about 30 miles outside of tulsa”
- ‘Ili:
- ::skipped off the roof of one and onto the other::
- ‘Ili:
- Now I’m imagining a BANKING CRISIS pinball table.
- ‘Ili:
- ::all tellers lit up::
- ‘Ili:
- ::”RUN ON THE BANK” scrolls across screen::
- ‘Ili:
- ::30 second bonus round::
- Colin:
- AHAHHAAH yeesssss
- Colin:
- This needs to happen.
- Colin:
- Multiball = credit default swap
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