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Hazen, farms left high and dry by canal closure

Hazen, farms left high and dry by canal closure

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Wachovia Looks the Other Way As $378.4 Billion in Drug Money is Laundered

Wachovia Looks the Other Way As $378.4 Billion in Drug Money is Laundered

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Assholes of the Week: Clarence Thomas & Antonin Scalia

Some background:

Black guy — John Thompson — gets convicted of armed robbery and an unrelated murder (of a white man) in 1984 in Louisiana. He gets the death penalty.

In 1999, a month before Thompson was scheduled to be executed, it comes to light that there was a massive amount of evidence that the police hadn’t turned over to Thompson’s lawyers, all of which would have acquitted him. If this was on Law & Order it would be comical. Here’s what happened at the re-trial:

When all of what has just been related was brought before the Louisiana Court of Appeal, they vacated both convictions. It was the fifth case in ten years out of this prosecutor’s office to be overturned because of withholding exculpatory evidence from the defense. The armed robbery charges were dropped, but the prosecution decided to re-try the murder case. It took the jury just 35 minutes to find Thompson not guilty.

So Thompson sues the D.A. (Harry Connick, Sr. — yes, him) for failing to train his people properly. Thompson wins and is awarded $15 million dollars.

The Supreme Court handed down the ruling on the appeal today: they tossed out the verdict. Clarence Thomas, writing for the majority, said that the D.A. wasn’t responsible for a single action by a lone prosecutor (never mind the facts).

Disgusting. Dahlia Litwick, writing for Slate, has this to say:

I don’t think that the failure at the court is one of empathy. I don’t ask that Thomas or Scalia shed a tear for an innocent man who almost went to his death because of deceptive prosecutors. And, frankly, Ginsburg’s dissent—while powerful—is no less Vulcan in tone than their opinions. But this case is of a piece with prior decisions in which Thomas and Scalia have staked out positions that revel in the hyper-technical and deliberately callous. It was, after all, Scalia who wrote in 2009 that “this court has never held that the Constitution forbids the execution of a convicted defendant who had a full and fair trial but is later able to convince a habeas court that he is ‘actually’ innocent.” It was Thomas who wrote that a prisoner who was slammed to a concrete floor and punched and kicked by a guard after asking for a grievance form had no constitutional claim.

The law awards no extra points for being pitiless and scornful. There is rarely a reason to be pitiless and scornful, certainly in a case of an innocent man who was nearly executed. It leads one to wonder whether Thomas and Scalia sometimes are just because they can be.

Slate’s article has a bunch more information about the facts of the case; if your’e at all skeptical, give them a read.

Via Kieran Healy, writing for Crooked Timber, who opened his post thusly:

J.K. Galbraith remarked that conservatism was engaged in a long search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Yikes.

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A Picture of Samuel Johnson Glaring

Colin:
You heard it supposedly cost the NYT $40 million to develop their paywall right?
Colin:
Nutso.
‘Ili:
I didn’t follow through and actually read anything about it, but I heard that yeah.
‘Ili:
It was one of those “I’m simultaneously shocked and yet not shocked at all” things.
Colin:
hahaha yeah, exactly.
Colin:
There’s gotta be a word for that.
Colin:
(If not, we shall create one.)
‘Ili:
We just need to get someone to translate it into German and then use that as a loanword.
‘Ili:
That’s how language works.
Colin:
Well.
Colin:
Ich bin schockiert und gleichzeitig noch nicht schockiert überhaupt.
Colin:
So, by the “German has no spaces” property.
Colin:
Ichbinschockiertundgleichzeitignochnichtschockiertüberhaupt.
‘Ili:
I’m alerting the OED committee immediately to see if we can get an emergency addendum.
Colin:
Their version of the bat signal just has the word “LOL” in it.
‘Ili:
Actually it’s a picture of Samuel Johnson glaring.
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Japan Cannot Catch a Break

Japan Cannot Catch a Break

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