Nullary Sources

So the description for this eBay auction of what are purportedly prototype Atari cartridges looks like it was written with a Markov chain text generator seeded with Time Cube. It starts off relevantly enough:

THIS AUCTION IS FOR 2 100% GUARANTEED NEVER ACCORDING TO SOLELY ANY COLLECTOR AND/OR COLLECTORS NECESSARILY “FLEA-MARKET-LIKE OPINIONS NON-MATHEMATICALLY BASED” (YEESS … UNFORTUNATELY I CAN SHOW THIS), BUT WHAT WOULD BE ACCORDING TO 10 OUT OF 10 RANDOM UNBIASED PRIVATE DETECTIVES AS LEGITIMATE.

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NOTE ATARI COLLECTORS “BITCH-FEST” IN FORUMS: I WAS WELL AQUAINTED WITH JERRY, HE HELPED ME T R E M E N D O U S L Y WHEN I WAS A BEGINNER COLLECTOR: HE HELPED EXPLAIN ASIAN PIRATES AND STUFF … MAN FUN TIMES BACK THEN. SO HERE IS THE DEAL WITH “JERRY SIGNED PROTOS”: THEY ARE LEGITIMATE. THAT IS IT. THERE ISN’T NEED FOR “POWER PUFF GIRLS FEAR FACTOR” ARGUMENTS”: PLEASE C H O O S E NOT TO ARGUE ON BEHALF OF JERRY. (LOL LIKE THEY CHOOSE THAT BACK THEN!).

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THESE GAMES WERE FROM A PERSON WHOSE GIRLFRIEND’S MOM WORKED AT COLECO. PROBLEM IS PEOPLE A N G E R L Y WANT TO CALL THEM IN-HOUSE PIRATES WHERE THESE GAMES WERE FOUND WITH OTHER PROTOTYPES AND AS ACCORDING TO THE PERSON I BOUGHT THESE FROM WHO ALSO STATED THE OTHER GAMES WERE DEFINITE PROTOTYPES.

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AGAIN: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLEASE REFRAIN SOMEHOW FROM ### PERSISTANT AND MALICIOUS ###### (WE A L L DO IT NON-PERSISTANTLY O N C E IN A WHILE, I CALL DOMINO’S CRIMINAL AS WELL SOMETIMES WHEN THEY RAISE PRICES, EVERYBODY DOES THAT, IT IS WHEN “DOGGIE WON’T LET GO OF THE DOGBONE” TYPE BEHAVIOR HAPPENS (CALLED PERSISANT AND MALCIOUS IS WHEN FALSE CRIMINALIZATION BECOMES CRIMINAL) FALSE CRIMINALIZATION OF PERSONS # W # O # W # OTHER THAN SELVES # W # O # W. THE PERSON WHO SOLD THESE TO ME WAS AND IS A HELPFUL PERSON FUN TO TALK TO AND FUN TO DEAL WITH: D # O # N # O # T VICTIMIZE HIM IF POSSIBLE WITH FALSE INCRIMINATION.

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NEXT IS XMEN: N O T XMAN, BUT XMEN

Eventually the font size drops to a normal value, but that’s when the real incoherency begins.

WHY BUY FROM ME ? BECAUSE I HAVE A 0% CHANCE OF PSYCHIATRIC ILLNESS SINCE BIRTH AS DETERMINED BY C O M B I N A T I O N OF 3 PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTS 2 FROM DIFFERENT TESTMAKERS …

IF ANY ONE OF 3 TESTS WERE WRONG: THEN ONE OR BOTH PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTS WOULD “EXPOSE” THE OTHER 2 AS BEING “FLUKES” AND/OR “UNPROFESSIONAL” !!!!!!!!!!!

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(##############) HAVE 5 OUT OF 5 RANDOM UNBIASED MATHEMATICIANS VERFIY ORALLY TO KENNETH MARTIN DOLAN, SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER 317 84 6287 WITHOUT TECHNOLOGY ONLY THAT KENNETH MARTIN DOLAN, SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER 317 84 6287 IS ONLY ABLE TO BE BETTER THAN NORMAL BEHAVIORED SINCE BIRTH AS INSTRUCTED BY KENNETH MARTIN DOLAN, SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER 317 84 6287 ONLY (########) BUT EVEN ONLY AS INSTRUCTED BY KENNETH MARTIN DOLAN, SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER 317 84 6287 STILL VERIFIABLE BY 5 OUT OF 5 RANDOM UNBIASED MATHEMATICIANS !!!!!!!!!!

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!!!!!!!!! IMPORTANCE: ROGER CLEMENS WAS ACCUSED BY FEDERAL GOVERNMENTS IN USA FOR VICTIMIZING USA FOR CRIMINAL ORAL & WRITTEN ARGUMENT AGAINST BY OTHER THAN KMD EVIDENCE INCLUDING STERIODS TESTS: WHEN AND IF KMD NEEDS TO CONVERSE WITH FEDERAL AUTHORITIES: KMD NEEDS LACK OF ORAL & WRITTEN ARGUMENT AGAINST BY OTHER THAN KMD EVIDENCE SO USA IS NEVER VICTIMIZED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And even later, the algorithm just spectacularly malfunctions:

Effective January 1, 0000 until infinity:AS COMPUTABLE SINCE AGE TEN BY 100% OF WORLD IN LEGAL TERMS, TO “PROFESSIONALLY” DIFFERENTIATE FROM OPINION AND/OR STATE OF MIND AND/OR MOOD AND/OR RELIGION AND/OR LACK OF RELIGION INCLUDING ANY AND ALL “MOUTH” AND/OR “MOUTHS” AND/OR “BARNEY FIFE” IN “PROFESSIONALISM” INCLUDING “LEADERSHIP” AS IN LEGAL TERMS AVAILABLE FROM WORLD WIDE WEB SINCE 2004 TO COMPUTE SINCE AGE TEN BY 100% OF WORLD

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(@)= IN “LEGAL POSITION” & COURT: LESS THAN 8TH GRADE EMOTIONAL STATUS ARE IN LEGAL TERMS AS GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES UNABLE TO COLOR COLORING BOOKS IN BETWEEN LINES ARE ABLE TO ORAL CONFIRM TO KMD EVIDENCE WITHOUT TECHNOLOGY THAT KMD IS NEVER CRIMINAL BEHAVIORED AND NEVER PSYCHIATRIC BEHAVIORED SINCE BIRTH

This is important, groundbreaking stuff, so I archived it with WebCite.