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Tag Archives: Japan

Oct 28 2012
Mark Twain, probably

Yakuza 3 reviewed by Yakuza

Yakuza 3 reviewed by Yakuza

I totally missed this until now, but in 2010, Jake Adelstein, author of neato book Tokyo Vice, used his yakuza contacts for the noblest of purposes: reviewing the accuracy of SEGA’s video game Yakuza 3:

M: I like the fact that you power up by eating real food. Shio ramen gives you a lot of power — CC Lemon, not as much. It all makes sense.

S: The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.

K: Kiryu is fighting all the time. He’s gotta be a fucking idiot. No yakuza is going to run around getting into fistfights like that. Especially not an executive type. He’ll wind up in jail or in the hospital or dead, maybe even whacked by his own people for being a troublemaker. These days, he’d probably get kicked out before even going to jail. Guys like that start gang wars and nobody wants that now. When a yakuza gets into a fight, it’s serious business.

One of the most amazing things I’ve ever read.

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Oct 13 2012
Mark Twain, probably

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbzvdsoCQaI

The All Japan Kasoh Grand-Prix is a recurring televised content in Japan where teams use costumes and props to act out a scene depicting a person or people, an object, an event, etc. This video is a compilation of the first 79 winners, starting from the competition’s event in 1979 and going to 2008.

If you’ve ever wondered where the bullet time ping-pong video is from, this is where. It won in 2003.

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
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Oct 08 2012
Mark Twain, probably

Wikipedia: Chiune Sugihara

Wikipedia: Chiune Sugihara

Chiune Sugihara was an awesome guy who was a Japanese diplomat to Lithuania during World War II.

Sympathetic to Jews who were trying to leave Lithuania after it was occupied by the Soviet Union, he took it upon himself to write thousand of exit visas for refugees, despite having orders from the Japanese Foreign Ministry to the contrary.

Sugihara continued to hand write visas, reportedly spending 18–20 hours a day on them, producing a normal month’s worth of visas each day, until 4 September, when he had to leave his post before the consulate was closed. By that time he had granted thousands of visas to Jews, many of whom were heads of households and thus permitted to take their families with them. On the night before their scheduled departure, Sugihara and his wife stayed awake writing out visa approvals. According to witnesses, he was still writing visas while in transit from his hotel and after boarding the train at the Kaunas Railway Station, throwing visas into the crowd of desperate refugees out of the train’s window even as the train pulled out.

In final desperation, blank sheets of paper with only the consulate seal and his signature (that could be later written over into a visa) were hurriedly prepared and flung out from the train.

What a badass.

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Sep 23 2012
Mark Twain, probably

Japanese Collectors Face a Record Shortage of Obscure Music

Japanese Collectors Face a Record Shortage of Obscure Music

Wonderful story about Japanese music collectors in The Wall Street Journal by Neil Shah:

For decades, Japan’s record shops have scoured the globe for records to feed the nation’s collectors. Employees of Japanese retailer Disk Union once spent $20,000 in a day at Nashville’s The Great Escape record store hunting for tunes including ones treasured by Japan’s soft-rock and easy-listening fans. With U.S. record stores closing, this focus on obscure music is making supply difficult to find—and fueling secretive competition.

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Japan has surpassed the U.S. as the biggest seller of CDs, vinyl and cassette tapes, with 25.4% of global sales, according to the Recording Industry Association of Japan. Tower Records Japan Inc.—which survived its U.S. parent’s closing in 2006—opens its 87th store this month.

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Much of what the Japanese want goes for higher prices. Collectible artists in Japan include female pop singers like Patti Page, whose “(How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window” was a 1950s hit, and 1980s teen idol Debbie Gibson. A “Doggie” record-single goes for $5 in the U.S. and $30 in Japan, while Ms. Gibson’s LPs can fetch $200 on eBay. The Japanese “like sugary sweet pop,” collector Alec Palao says.

Japan is apparently all about the cheap crap that none of us care about any more.

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Jun 22 2012
Mark Twain, probably

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkSvtVEeEZA

A group of Japanese soul musicians perform “Tighten Up” by Archie Bell & the Drells. All did not go well for your hosts when we watched it, however.

Colin:
His accent is SO BAD ahahahah
Colin:
MAKE IT MARRO
‘Ili:
DYNAMITE SOUL SHOW
Colin:
That trumpeter is really having a bad lip night, yikes.
Colin:
(he’s soloing at around 4 minutes in)
‘Ili:
Just hit that.
‘Ili:
suddenly blat
Colin:
Keyboardist has a great solo, ends around 6 minutes in.
Colin:
lmao what an ernest hemingway lookalike is on stage now and he’s dancing
Colin:
Oh my god what at this dancing
Colin:
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
‘Ili:
^
Colin:
DO THE HOSE
Colin:
why is this a wide shot now at 9:50 what
(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
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May 23 2012
Mark Twain, probably

North Is Not Always Pointing Up – Orientation of Train Station Maps in Japan

North Is Not Always Pointing Up – Orientation of Train Station Maps in Japan

Calvin Chan:

In Japan, maps in public places such as train station and street, are oriented to the direction you are physically facing it, instead of always pointing North at the upper edge of the map.

I did not know this! Chan discusses some of technological consequences of this. He includes an iPhone Maps screenshot (mockup?) that is particularly sad.

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Dec 07 2011
Mark Twain, probably

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpqXaMNoT3M

My first thought was: this looks like it belongs on Myst Island

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
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Jul 16 2011
Mark Twain, probably

Sunflowers to clean radioactive soil in Japan

Sunflowers to clean radioactive soil in Japan

From the AFP:

Campaigners in Japan are asking people to grow sunflowers, said to help decontaminate radioactive soil, in response to the Fukushima nuclear disaster that followed March’s massive quake and tsunami.

Volunteers are being asked to grow sunflowers this year, then send the seeds to the stricken area where they will be planted next year to help get rid of radioactive contaminants in the plant’s fallout zone.

Sunflowers were also used to help leech radiation following the Chernobyl disaster. The use of plants to help clean up environmental problems is called “phytoremediation.” Sunflowers can also be used to absorb arsenic. There are a lot of plants that can be used to do stuff like this. Nature: fuck yeah.

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Apr 07 2011
Mark Twain, probably

The Autobots perform Michael Jackson’s Thriller. Incredibly well done.

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
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Mar 31 2011
Mark Twain, probably

Japan Cannot Catch a Break

Japan Cannot Catch a Break

New York Times:

The isotope, cesium 137, was measured in one village by the International Atomic Energy Agency at a level exceeding the standard that the Soviet Union used as a gauge to recommend abandoning land surrounding the Chernobyl reactor, and at another location not precisely identified by the agency at more than double the Soviet standard.

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Dr. Lyman said that if a plume of contaminants had drifted with the wind, a large amount could have been dumped in one spot by a rainstorm. “I think it’s not surprising that there would be local concentrations that high,” he said. But Japan should expand the evacuation zone, now set at 19 miles, he said, and the International Atomic Energy Agency should release data faster. The measurements were made between March 18 and March 26, the agency said.

This is bad news any way you slice it.

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