A daily miasma of frivolity by two wanna-be cultural critics. Or: just, like, some good links, dude.

Tag Archives: food

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ5MInowp6M

‘Ili:
::solutions to American problems::
Colin:
Normal people just put some foil in the pan.
‘Ili:
Wrong. Normal people buy new cookware solely for the preparation of one dish.
Colin:
lmao that knife
Colin:
A KNIFE FOR PEOPLE WHO CANT USE A KNIFE
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Kotobukiya is taking preorders for an ice cube tray. The ice cube tray, pictured above, shapes the cubes as Han Solo in carbonite. It is available for $9.99 and is scheduled to ship some time this month.

No more words are necessary.

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With a pizza portrait of the royal couple, Papa John’s is auctioning off a unique cheesy tribute to the upcoming wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

A bridal veil of sliced mushrooms covers Middleton’s hair of black olives, highlighted by strands of yellow pepper. Ham chunks square off Prince William’s prominent jaw, set off by a mozzarella smile. Created by a food artist, the remarkably apt representation of the two on their wedding day is being auctioned off to promote wedding-day pizza parties to customers of Papa John’s 100 United Kingdom restaurants.

Thanks Gannett News Service, my life would not have been worth living if you hadn’t told me about this.

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Hungry for Justice: Judges Less Likely to Grant Parole on Empty Stomach?

Hungry for Justice: Judges Less Likely to Grant Parole on Empty Stomach?

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“Can’t code unless I’m chasin’ the Cheetah, bitches”

Phillip: Yeah, dude. I’m fucking starving. Still at client’s office
Colin: Man, at 6pm on a Friday?
Colin: Criminal.
Phillip: For real
Phillip: And the snack situation here is dire
Colin: Should just show up on Monday with two jumbo sized bags of Cheetohs (original puffy ones ONLY) and a 24 pack of Mtn Dew. “sup”
Phillip: Hahahahaha
Phillip: Dude, I’m doing that
Colin: They gotta be COMICALLY jumbo though.
Colin: Like, one in each arm.
Phillip: “Can’t code unless I’m chasin’ the Cheetah, bitches”

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