Laurie Kellman writing for the Associated Press on some silly shit happening in Congress right now:
The House voted 222-205 to reauthorize the 1994 Violence Against Women Act for five years, as the Senate already had done. But big differences remain: Obama, other Democrats and a long list of advocacy groups say the House bill doesn’t go far enough to protect abused immigrants, Native Americans or gays. Republicans say their bill does more to protect taxpayers from fraud and maintains the constitutionality of law enforcement procedures on Indian land.
Democrats: “This bill does not do enough of these largely unrelated things.”
Republicans: “Yes, but it does do enough of these completely unrelated things.”