Scientist claims to have sequenced “Bigfoot” DNA
This story is so ridiculous I’m just going to quote the punchline and save you all some time. Eric Pfiffer, Yahoo! News:
And finally, where exactly did Ketchum get her DNA sample? After all, if she was working from a reliable source, that alone might be the real story because no physical evidence of Bigfoot exists on record.
As it turns out, Ketchum says her DNA sample was obtained from a blueberry bagel left in the backyard of a Michigan home that, according to the owner, sees regular visits from Sasquatch creatures.